Funny Kid Quotes

One day we were watching The Brady Bunch and Julia said, 

"This show is so old!  When was it made?  In like, 1876?"  She was dead serious.

Chloe is what we like to call: SPICY!  She is full of life and into all kinds of trouble all day long. Sometimes when I'm exasperated I'll say, "Chloe, why are you so naughty?" Well, one day she answered with,  "Because I LOVE it!"

100% clean ?

Since Lowell and I have been going back and forth to Primary's for about a week, the house has gotten a bit disheveled.  When Lowell left home with the kids Sunday night to come switch off with me he said that the house was in pretty bad shape but I was anxious to get home and so I told him to just leave it and come up.  When they got there I said to Julia, "So...is the house 100% messy?"  "NO..." She said quickly then looking very thoughtful answered, deadpan, "it's between 99 and 100% messy."  Good times!